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Fatkid’s Cake - Amsterdam genetics

Parents: Girl Scout Cookies X Cherry Pie

Type: 60% Indica / 40% Sativa

Taste: Spicy / Vanilla / Earthy

Effect: Happy and Relaxing

Flowering time: 8 – 9 Weeks

Number of seeds:
  • 3
  • 5
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Meet The Fattest Kid On The Block

Fatkid’s Cake is making quite an impact, both on Amsterdam coffeeshop menus and on seasoned growers giving this Kid a try. Fatkid’s Cake cannabis seeds pack genetics that’ll make your mouth water in anticipation. Think Girl Scout Cookies and add Cherry Pie… Able to reach near 30% THC levels, this sure ain’t no piece of cake. In fact, this is the only cake that will get YOU baked instead of the other way around!    

Fatkid’s Cake Homegrown Cannabis Seeds

Fatkid’s Cake feminized cannabis seeds carry lots of Cali genetics inside, representing the Amsterdam Genetics Homegrown philosophy in full effect. We get the best from all over the world to Amsterdam and cross it into our own unique Homegrown strains. Girl Scout Cookies, a.k.a. GSC, has attained legendary fame stateside by her far-from-childish THC content and wonderful flavour. Cherry Pie brings even more indica star status to the mix, accompanied by medical benefits to charge headlong into low moods, depression and anxiety issues. The Homegrown range just got a whole lot fatter – welcome aboard Fatkid’s Cake!


If you’re looking for a relaxing high that’s built to last, then look no further. Fatkid’s Cake can bring THC levels hovering around 29%, so in fact, you’d better sit down before you take this heavy hitter on. Great for those evenings when you come home and just want to put your feet up. Her indica dominance will see to a thorough treatment of your heavy limbs and a cannabinoid massage for your tired body. Don’t forget her respectable sativa heritage, though, because your mind will not be left behind. Fatkid’s Cake does not kill creativity, and in fact sparks novel ideas that only stretch your smile wider. Couchlock is unlikely to set in, though a touch of the munchies should not come as a surprise. So get comfy, let the fat times roll, and prepare for a serious high that flushes the tension right out of your system.

Medical Potential

Fatkid’s Cake is already becoming renowned for its potential against depression and general low moods. Cheerful and uplifting, the medical possibilities appear to focus on the mind, where the pleasant chill only adds to the overall sense of life satisfaction this kid brings to the room. As you feel your mood brighten, you’ll forget about your everyday worries too, which is where the anti-stress effect of Fatkid’s Cake starts to weigh in. A real mood lifter, then; just go easy on your dosage, because her soaring THC rates may induce paranoia in the less experienced consumer.

Flavour & Aroma

Even pastry with a punch should taste sweet, and Fatkid’s Cake definitely ticks that box. Thick smoke curls up your nostrils, carrying suggestions of vanilla and smooth spices that betray her cookies & pie parentage straight away. This cake shop bouquet is undercut by a classic touch of earthy kush flavour, adding up to a rich and intriguing aroma that you’ll learn to associate with happy dazed memories before long.

Grow Info

Fatkid’s Cake is available as feminized seeds for ultimate grower accuracy. Indica genetics dominate the strain’s grow cycle. Flowering time is pleasantly brief at 8 to 9 weeks, but once she’s done, you’ll be grinning at dense, oval-shaped, sparkly buds hugged by a tight curl of leaves. That leafy cover is probably for your own good, though, as these colas are so full of resin that everyone will notice you’ve treated yourself to another slice of the cake.

Fatkid’s Cake cannabis seeds are fairly forgiving, suited for veteran and rookie growers alike. She may be a fat little kid, but she does know how to keep a low profile at 1 to 2m height. Convenient for indoor grow setups, and great for outdoor garden growers with limited space. That modest stature goes hand in hand with high fungal resistance and commendable tolerance to weather fluctuations. Outside, she thrives in copious sunshine, so get her a prime seat in the sun and you’ll be looking forward to yields anywhere up to 800 grams per plant. Indoor results are sure to make even the fattest kid chuckle with glee, too, at reported harvests between 400 and 500 grams per square metre.

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